You're not wrong. It's pretty terrible. I watched it again recently thinking I had missed something the first time, but nope.

To be fair, EVERYTHING worked in Nothing But Trouble.

The truth: China loves Wayne's World so much they were offended by the trailers.

That'll happen in the reshoots next April.

Easily one of my favorite flicks from the 80's! I've been waiting far too long for this release!

So, is there gonna be any cocaine in this movie?

Nothing can kill the Grimace…

Kudos on the Bear Is Driving!

Finally! My letter writing campaign can come to a satisfying close.

Yo, Frankenstein!

I remember that, too. I memorized the lyrics but never made it there to try. I'm disturbed how well I actually remembered the lyrics when I played the song.

Dammit, The Rock is so g-damn charismatic that he actually for a moment got me excited for this movie!

That clip was A-number-1!

in 3-D!

Cracker Jacks?!?!

By big stars, they can only mean Dolph Lundgren, right?

Oh, my dad and I were there opening night for this one, and we did indeed pretend it was a Mark Trail that just got pushed too far

My dad would cut out Mark Trail every day and mail them to me because my college newspaper didn't carry it. I don't know if he meant to do it ironically or was genuine in his love, but it made for damn fine reading.

It was brilliant. Until he used "LOL" in the message at the end. C'mon, man. You're an All Star. Get your game on. And re-write that.

I still can't get over how much the lead looks like budget Tom Hardy. I thought it in Prometheus, too.