Ah, the old ‘I’ve never seen bullpens run that fast’ joke. Never gets old. Oh wait, yes it does.

Name one athlete that stayed home that kept you from watching.

I think it’s Carl Spackler.

That’s a strange record to list. His 63 tied a record for lowest round at a major. Not just final, not just to win.

How many 38 year olds had their dad serve in WWII? By my calculation his dad had him at age 49?

It’s official. My wife is tougher than Kershaw.

Goaltend

I assume since this is LA that they’re having an earthquake in that second video?

Ugh, I can never keep this straight. I thought we liked the Red Sox and hated their fans?

So much for telling my U12 kids the pros don’t act this way on penalty kicks.

He recorded himself on video smoking weed. He received improper benefits against NCAA rules. And he’s only going to make $12 million. Poor, poor victim.

Important to remember he was suspended for 7 games for “improper benefits”.

FTFY

Exactly. I don’t know why everyone thinks they can argue against the CHB with analogies to one game or one season. In fact, we do in fact get fed up with teams that win consistently. It’s not coincidence that everyone outside the fan base hates the Yankees, Duke, the Patriots, the Cowboys. We conveniently find a…

I would say this would normally take about 10-15 takes for each shot. Since he’s wearing a headband though I’m going to up that number to 25-30.

When are we going to learn that Donnie Moore and the Royals never ends well?

Is nobody concerned that he’s guaranteed a win for the Panthers? Sounds suspicious.

There once was a punter named Ryan.

If the professor is grading on a curve you better select 6 points. In fact, anyone who doesn’t should be kicked out of the class for stupidity.