Bummer. It’s a shame these talented women will humor this drivel.

Why is it a problem that they spent their own earned money on a huge house? They earned that money. They can spend it however the fuck they want. Your being triggered by it says more about you than them.

Au contraire. Their faces are bursting with fillers and botox. That’s why they look like that.

Whoa, what the eff is wrong with their faces? I’ve seen less fillers and botox on 70 year old UES doyennes.

Pretty but a forgettable snooze fest.

This is really wild. I photographed that house for the listing agent last summer. So, now I can say I’ve been in Beyonce and Jay Z’s house.

And his cars!

Have you ever seen a Nudie car?

Sometimes news is just news and not passed on for the sake of engendering anything other than knowledge, twat.

That’s not what’s being discussed. What’s being discussed is whether or not he would address it in the interview. He did. He said they weren’t true. If he says they’re not true, how does the discussion actually continue within the context of the article? Really, how?

Thank you for being a voice of reason.

Yes, requests for call-ins and Jezebel opining on “known perv” podcasts seem like a really great, non-biased way to try CK in the court of public opinions.

In actuality, black poverty is much more sympathetic and correlates very directly to a determined campaign by our governmental institutions to oppress black Americans for centuries—and it’s working exactly as it was designed to do. So, this country institutes a plan to warehouse people of color and hold them back…

Halle Berry promoting her relationship is like Oprah promoting a diet—no thanks. Girl, you need to keep all that on the down low. Have you learned nothing?

New Jersey doesn’t do much right, but they’re on the front line of bail reform with a lot of success already. Of course, guess who’s fighting this law and taking it to the Supreme Court? The oh-so-lucrative bail industry.

Yeah, that was my experience, too. Rushed the first day. When they came around at 5am and knocked on my door to tell me the houses that wanted me to come back, I yawned and said I was good, but thanks. The two girls standing at the door were totally baffled.

Not being southern a problem at University of Alabama? That’s ironic as they’ve been recruiting HARDCORE from the north to diversify their ranks and subsequently increase the money pool of future alumni. I have several Chicago friends whose kids chose to go there—um, come again? Why?—because the school was throwing…

No, their shoes aren’t cute. At all. One season I bought three pairs—like 6-7 years ago—and got compliments every time I wore them. Went in for several seasons after that thinking they’d turned a corner, but no. Never saw a stylish pair ever again. What a miss. If a company made stylish AND cute/sexy shoes, they’d…

Seriously, can you ever go wrong giving a mom flowers?

I live in NYC so my invites to any BBQs in my 16+ years total twice. But I have Dominican friends that invite us (read: white friends) to her parties all the time. I’m definitely too much of a nerd to jump in on any of the above mentioned games but I will dance my ass off and pile drive food and frozen daquiris into…