Please note that posting is from 2015 and that this look is ubiquitous and kind of over.

I photograph interiors for a living and if I see another white-walled, faux MCM interior with a fiddle leaf ficus tree, gallery wall and hanging macramé, so help me God. It’s become the Old Navy of decor—cheap and EVERYWHERE. Please stop.

Not sure I’d want to date much less cohabitate with a guy that thinks an orgy with his sister’s husband and rando girls is okay.

Yeah, that’s not a thing that happens. People don’t enjoying NOT being self-reliant and are usually able to get out of reliance when given the opportunity. Also, kids learn more when they aren’t hungry, so they’re more likely to excel and engender MORE opportunities if they’re not hungry.

I bought a shit ton of really cute things at Banana Republic in NYC this summer after not walking into their stores for 15 years. They kinda picked up where Jcrew dropped the ball—well-made but stylish classics with a twist. And they look really good for fall. But then so does Jcrew. Retail has changed forever.

I’m sorry, but that blog is laughable. Designers do steal—BCBG stole one of my designs when I was still designing—but there’s almost nothing in common with the Marc Jacobs designs and this woman’s. And nothing about her designs that Jacobs would even notice or remember let alone steal. She seems to think that by…

I photograph interiors for a living including for magazines and most of this would be real and his. Some props might be brought in like flowers, books, magazines and things definitely moved around to be pleasing to the eye, but mostly real

I agree. I haven’t seen him do anything other than have a huge crush on Issa.

She is a TV revolutionary, but her shows go downhill in quality QUICKLY. Like not even remotely watchable after the second season—Grey’s Anatomy (how is that even still on?), Scandal (oy, what a mess) and the Murder one I couldn’t even watch past the middle of the first season.

FUCK this church and it’s spawn-of-satan followers. This is why organized religion is a fucking joke. Racist-ass hypocrites.

It may be smart business, but she’s still an asshole.

I had a lot of trouble even here in NYC but found it. You can definitely order online. For example:

After a weird long period of indigestion, I started taking Zantac but stopped after three incidences of food poisoning, which can happen from antacid medication. So, got orange peel (d-limonene) pills. Haven’t had indigestion/acid reflux since.

Of all the ubiquitous images on dating app profiles—the guy awkwardly surfing, standing in front of Machu Picchu, base camp on the way up to Kilimanjaro—that make me swipe NO, a Burning Man pic makes me swipe a FUCK NO. Seriously. It’s required to be wealthy but completely uncool to attend Burning Man.

Given the amount of plastic surgery he’s had, I’m guessing he’s holding on to the golden locks at all times.

Gossip Girl was one of those shows the media especially in NYC talked about all the time but that not one single person I’d ever met had watched even once.

Or maybe some HAWT aunt/nephew sex.

I went out with a hipster creative director several times in Brooklyn with a TERRIBLE beard—spotty, mousy and down his neck. Great looking, stylish guy and the beard was so distractingly weak.

That would be lazy and gimmicky and women deserve better. No female Ghostbusters. No female Ocean’s Eleven. Our own movies written for women. Anything else is a lazy, pandering attempt to get some quick cash.

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