Gym rat, my ass. That’s a “yogurt and almonds twice a day” body. Not a Gym Rat body.

Option A is what’s already happening. The electoral college is going against the majority of Americans if they vote for Trump.

It’s not really that detrimental if we just end up getting rid of the electoral college.

Language is important, and the erosion of it has been incremental over the course of nearly two decades...

Wow, is that furniture possibly original? Very cool but seriously fussy. Fussy finished.

What is it exactly that you don’t like about the Green Party? And the myth that Jill Stein ruined the election doesn’t count.

Oh dear, you’re one of those that’s still blaming her? Bless your heart.

An artist? Um, no. You’re being very, very kind in your assessment of her. I believe she hasn’t adopted these outward affectations and caginess to remain private but for the reverse—to drum up interest and more fame. Mariah Carey is one of those stars who’s been so famous for so long and did so very little to remain…

Meh, he’s pretty asleep at the wheel these days letting the DAPL people get brutalized at Standing Rock.

Amen to Hell or Highwater and Moonlight. Arrival was great up until the end when they decided to turn it into a trite love story.

Damn, Tom Cruise is going to have a lot to atone for at the end of his life.

Thank you for making me feel better about MY life choices.

I stopped watching in the middle of S3. A show has to be really, really bad to lose my attention in the middle of a series—I’m still watching Walking Dead for chrissakes. I couldn’t with Masters of Sex anymore. It was so completely different and boring and Masters was just completely unlikable.

One of the best schools in the country is St. Ann’s in Brooklyn and it has no grades or tests from what I understand. It also allows juniors and seniors to design their own curriculums. It has the highest percentage of seniors accepted to ivy league and elite schools and I remember my neighbor’s daughter would lie…

Sorry, Mariah, I ain’t buying it. Unless you started that diet yesterday. A diet of basically only protein and she’d have a, um, different body. Mariah is beautiful, don’t get me wrong, but protein with some capers and she’d be lean AF.

So, have any of the winners ever gone on to do any, um, modeling? I did see one year’s winner working the door at a club in Soho a few years ago, so I guess that’s something.

Granite counters and stainless steel appliances are already on the way out. I photograph interiors for a living and most high-end homes no longer have them.

I despise open floor plans in old homes especially. It looks so suburban McMansion-y when people gut an old home and create a “great room” where there was once a living room, dining room and kitchen. Is it really that hard to just walk out of the kitchen and go into the dining room? I’m buying a house in New Orleans…

I have a very real, intense and strange prejudice against any and all megachurches. If your church has, does or is any of the following then it is a joke:

He looked good because he had a bunch of work done several years back when he was starting to age but not old enough for anyone to see a real difference, which is how it should be done. Just enough to slow it done and not attempt to hide it or stop it. But he looks really distorted here.