Oh fuck your attempt at controlling how people use their right to vote. If HRC wasn’t able to woo them, that’s on her. People have the right to vote for whoever they want and it’s a candidate’s job to convince them they’re the right choice. Period. Blame the Trump voters and the economic disparity that led them to be…

It’s actually a spot-on comparison.

Nice work, DNC, ABC, NYTimes, PBS, NPR, NBC, CNN, Gawker Media Sites and everyone else responsible for the creation of our Frankenstein and f0r colluding to push out the stronger Dem candidate.

I’m in love with this show. I would watch Bernal paint a wall, but the chemistry with Hailey is so good. And the episodes in Mexico City were hysterical and charming.

Warehousing the poor and ex offenders in “affordable housing” on an island seems like a terrible idea for many reasons. And who the eff wants to live on a former prison island? I’m sure ex-offenders would love that. Hey, welcome back to society! We know you’re getting out with no life or technical skills and you’re…

Awful. I always, always, always stand further back and just a bit behind a pillar as the subway pulls in. I know it’s unlikely, but this has happened to many times and so randomly to take the chance. Too many crazies in NYC.

But they got married YEARS after having children. They were only married for a little over a year before separating.

This video makes me laugh hysterically. From the meh-like attempt by the agents to get him off stage to the panicked gun nuts all running around and bumping into each other to the fantastic delusions and fantasies that have been hailed on social media by Trumpettes. This is like a scene out of a Christopher Guest…

Ha! Those are the same professions that coined the term “hysterics” to refer to women having mental illness and prescribed things like lobotomies. It doesn’t need to be an official diagnosis to be real. The DSM changes and evolves, hence the “5". Diseases get added that weren’t in it before. Bulimia wasn’t added until…

Sex and love addiction is a real thing. I’m not a psychologist, but repeatedly sabotaging your entire life so you can snapchat dickpicks is a likely qualifier.

I find it pretty sickening that NatGeo thinks this should be played as a TV show. It just appeals to the most vile, basest of human instincts. Why not find a dog fighting ring and just show that? Perhaps NatGeo could make extra money by running numbers and making books? Blech. I get that it’s nature. But filming it…

This and the first several responses are the best comments of the day. Priceless.

People said a lot of the same stuff about the Legos movie and I’ve been trying to scrub that mess from my brain ever since I saw it. I will only see this movie on a TV in a living room and because I’m being forced to by the presence of small children. This looks fucking horrible.

OH my gosh, I’m choking on my double espresso from that. Thank you for the laugh. Question: are you Trump? It’s just that the combination of weak wit and thin skin is very Trumpian, so I’m just curious. Your original argument is both lacking in substance and just petty enough that it makes me think there’s a very high…

The CMAs have to diversify because the traditional country music audience has a demographical expiration date. White people are dying off as the majority. But I’m guessing you already know that and it gives you nightmares.

I don’t know if the veganism stuck.

Pumpkin spice latte, please, I live in NYC. So, clearly I’m a double espresso kind of gal. Pumpkin spice lattes are really more of a “pansy whining over a black woman that’s more powerful, influential, successful and talented than his whole family put together” kind of drink, isn’t it?

Anyone else get shade from the Chicks throwing in the lyrics from Long Time Gone in the middle:

You mean Kenney Chesney? I didn’t see Urban in the video but I did see an extremely constipated Chesney.

Beyonce herself says that she has to diet and work out like hell when she’s in promoting/publicity mode. And when she’s not all bets are off.