With a coffee renaissance happening across the US, there’s really no excuse for going to Starbucks.

Seriously. If one is ever feeling down, one can just remember that their life is too full to be offended by a Christmas-themed cup of crap coffee and smile.

“...which is a crazy world James doesn’t want to be involved with.”

Aw, look at the DNC trying to make your fuckery all better and go away. Good luck with that.

That comment is spot on though. He was the better qualified and more popular comment and this leak confirms—even further—what we already knew: that he was railroaded by the DNC and the media. I will vote for Hillary, but she sucks. HARD. And it’s a real bummer for a woman like me that this trick will be our first…

Thank you, you twat, for confirming EVEN FURTHER what Bernie supporters already knew—that he was railroaded by the DNC and the media. We would SOOOOOOO not be in this precarious position right now eight days before the election if he was running. But no, we had to have a fucking woman, we had to have a…

Exactly! How did this even make it past the first planning stage?

Kylie Jenner’s faux-luxury, newly built, all white house with almost now decor in the background says everything I need to know about her: basic AF.

So, many moons ago when I was still an aspiring fashionista, I was invited by a family friend to attend the fashion week runway collection of a fashion darling designer at Sotheby’s. There were certainly going to be the creme-de-la-creme of NYC’s fashion scene there. It was at 9:30ish am. Well, we were invited to the…

I’d be really curious to know what Beyonce, the creator of the song, the only person who really knows the meaning of the song and, therefore, the one who’s in the best position to be offended, thinks of the song.

I could understand their annoyance if she had been hired to be a soloist for the NYCB. But she was hired to dance around looking pretty. I can’t believe it, but I’m Team Kendall on this one.

Appropriation? Ballerinas, you can’t possibly be serious. A model—or anyone for that matter—putting on dance gear and dancing around isn’t appropriation or offensive or weird or awful. Sorry, we can all dance whenever we want and be bad at it. Some will just get paid for it.

The first and only order with the longer shipping was last week and it ended up arriving in the usual two days when predicted to take three. So, I thought maybe they’re hedging their bets to avoid complaints.

My last several Prime orders have said “Free Two Day Shipping” in the item description and checkout but with a delivery date of four days later. It’s as if math no longer applies at the website. It used to be get it in by midnight and get it two USPS days later. Nope. It’s now only promised within four days.

LOL! Well, my question probably implies that I’m skinny when I”m not. My thighs touch quite a bit but they don’t chafe—I’ve never had any discomfort. So, I was curious as to whether she meant “touching” or literally rubbing to the point of pain. Because touching is what 99% of normal legs on slim to normal weight…

I am. Using your own inflated and outdated sense of etiquette against you was incredibly fun.

Yep, that’s a really healthy meal and low in calories. So, again, whole avocado and two pieces of toast gets a pass.

Then the work to do is psychological and not cosmetic.

I’m really surprised at how many Jezebel commenters are into medical enhancements to perfect their bodies. Self-worth being tied to the shape of our bodies is a message sent by a fucked up culture. It has nothing to do with truth.

Thigh chafing? What do you mean?