Other than him liking to smoke pot, he’s never had any stories of alcohol abuse or emotional or physical abuse in any of his many relationships in the many years he’s been a movie star. Frankly, I find it highly unlikely that at the age of 52 he’s turned into an alchoholic abuser and only one year into their marriage…

I suspect his joy in toking up has nothing to do with their divorce. It was just a nice complaint to help Jolie get custody. Well played, too, as it seems to be working in the short term.

Same place as stoner. And neither mean addict.

Ha! Wait, are you being serious?

Are you kidding? Angelina is all about controlling her press. She will be all over this shit after prepping and rehearsing for two weeks straight and picking out her favorite black sweater, consulting her hairstylist Loretta Lynn, donning a pair of 2009-worthy skinny jeans and a pair of 105mm Manolos in black.

Makes sense that Angelina would go with Curry. I’ve helped them both when I worked in luxury retail and they were both superior twats.

Are there scenes featuring drunk 40-somethings at an Old Town bar acting like assholes after their softball game? Or women in the Gold Coast who think they’re this close to becoming models but really look like they should be waiting in line at a Miami nightclub in 1998? Or enormous, gorgeous beaches on a hot,…

Ugh, I just finished watching this cringe-worthy episode. I laughed a lot--there were many fine moments--but the religion issue was very one sided and heavy handed. This combined with the embarrassing season premier that was basically a 23 minute Disney commercial has me thinking everyone got massive raises as long as…

Wow, that collection was sexy and strong as hell. Yum. That jumpsuit with the cape--one in every color please!

Exactly. Angie went hardcore out of the gate and is afraid it’s going to bite her in the ass.

Angelina doesn’t like to do anything without attention as long as it’s the attention she desires and has worked hard to control. Girl’s a mess and that’s why she hired her so that allll her mess isn’t laid out.

“that have unfortunately garnered too much attention in the public eye, and she knows how to push towards resolutions that are swift and discreet.”

“ I don’t follow trends I make my own”

I know! I read that and was like, “Is that weird?”

Do you think there are still truly undecided voters? I think the biggest challenge are the voters who are unhappy with either and staying home or the Republicans who are nauseated by Trump but think that by voting for Clinton they’re committing blaspheme. And that last group might be swayed by people on their own…

I’m pretty sure that Brangelina dissolved for no scandalous reason other than normal Hollywood wear n’ tear and all the smearing of Brad has been trumped up by her lawyers to increase her likelihood of full custody and be free to take the kids off to Europe forever.

I see Liev Schreiber so much in NYC that at this point I’m pretty sure he’s stalking me. Not really, but ya know. One time early-ish on a Sunday morning he was in Duane Reade buying lady things for his lady, the store was totally quiet and out of nowhere a tourists thrusts a cellphone camera in his face at the precise…

That explains how the Olsen twins know her. They must be part of the same support group.

What a bizarre world when your seemingly only criteria for friendship is your level of fame and money.

Meh, dragging those kids all over the planet is terrible parenting. Exposing them to world issues is great, but consistency is more important. They’ll have plenty of time to be educated.