“...one piece of a bigger story that is mostly beautiful.”

“He is a member of our team and someone who is grateful for the opportunity he has been given to move forward with his life and his career.”

Ugh, of course the Kardashians’ choices were slutty and uncreative. Lots of good ones out there, though.

Man, we used to love to pull bongs and watch Bob Ross in college. It was the perfect diversion when one didn’t feel like going to class.

What is Daenerys’s cause again? Does anyone still know? Does anyone still care?

Jesus, what a bunch of hicks. It was so impossible to her that some black people could have money to come and shop there, the poor dear. Poor guy was probably psyched to buy himself that watch. What a letdown.

You mean the “incident” where customers—customers who somehow didn’t seem legit?—called to see what time they closed?

Thank you for the late night lol. Best episode ever.

Does it seem more offensive than Madonna humping on nuns and priests while wearing a cross? Because I’m a secular Catholic and I couldn’t care less. I draw a very thick, bold line between religion and spirituality as they’re most frequently diametrically opposed.

And by “glorious” you mean absurd, right? I’ve seen less clutter on an episode of Hoarders.

“So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being stuck behind a slow car in the twisties for 15 miles till the next actual passing zone, stuff like that.”

And have charges been filed against them both yet? They should both be prosecuted.

Wow, that was boring. Biggest takeaway—they ski in MT. Which figures since they seem to love privacy more than other celebs.

If they were taking them in response to the contest and then stopped, then it’s unfair. Otherwise, selfie obsession is ridiculous and indicative of deeply rooted problems. There’s a very bold, obvious line between confidence and narcissism. Taking several photos of yourself posing with different faces—lips puckered,…

They were being accused of vanity, so it wasn’t disproven. It was a genius counter move though.

They probably do it at restaurants, walking across the street, at funerals, in a hospital waiting room. I get the ridicule—the vanity is borderline sociopathic, but if they were doing it because of the contest, then that’s a different story.

He’s the leader of an organized religion. Why should he be any different?

Absolutely. Even if it’s just to make them squirm a bit knowing that they’re outmoded and it ain’t cool. I especially love having the conversation with my young, affluent, sheltered but impressionable nieces and nephews who get genuinely upset and saddened when someone talks frank about the state of our fellow…

Johnny Depp has turned into Nick Cage in that if they’re in a movie, it automatically means it’s bad.

“You won’t change the world.”