Their clothes run 1-2 sizes big, so it's really more like a zero especially in the designer/contemporary world. If you shop there are Gap or any other mainstream American store, you are in fact 1-2 sizes larger than what the tag says.

biggest takeaway? North Korea has an airport.

Has anyone been reading the blinds about the "cool" celeb who is secretly a diva bitch of epic proportions and it's supposedly Charlize? Makes the hook-up not so random.

So, planes don't have windows in the cockpit? Bc it seems a simple left-right glance would've come in handy. However, near miss seems an exaggeration and the slickly produced video has tripped my bullshit detector.

I always assume any profile or message longer than 1-2 short paragraphs belongs to someone with a screw loose and move on quickly.

Ten bucks the moronic parents that raised the little prince will sue the driver of the ram for "emotional distress".

Suing? Seriously? Having someone stick a golf tee up your ass and swing a club at it seemed like a safe, good idea? What a moron.

"I give everyone that I work with enough respect to view them as having ownership of their free will and making their decisions accordingly." 17-19 year old newbie models new to NYC are not intellectually or emotionally equipped to make those decisions freely, you twat. He doesn't deny any of it; he's just trying to…

No, you're right—his photography blows. What he does was at one time edgy if inelegant, but now it's everywhere and totally tired. There is absolutely no technique whatsoever. His power lies in his balls (literally and figuratively) and his provocation.

Hmmm, the only broadcast personality worse than Piers Morgan might be Chelsea Handler. Has she ever said anything on-air without mechanically reading off a teleprompter?

Did she learn how to tweet while taking a dump on a lid-covered toilet while splashing poisonous water on her face? Twat. #boycottsochi

No, it wouldn't make sense to you, now would it.

Fact: photographers have ALWAYS been retouching and manipulating images since the invention of photography. Even the absolute best. You are clearly not the authority you think you are. Photography skills include both technical AND relational/emotional.

Of course he lives with his parents, the small-penised nerd. I can't believe how arrogant and delusional he is—"Honestly, I will be fucking furious, and I will burn down fucking The Village Voice headquarters if you fucking write anything saying I have an FBI investigation..." This had me rolling! As if.

Oxymoron: privileged sons of law enforcement. I almost choked on my drink from laughing so hard at the idea that the children of law enforcement could ever consider themselves priveleged. In what universe?

No, you are an expensive, hilarious, totally organic and effortless, WASP-y original mensch on Deadspin. You're welcome.

You, sir, are no Thugkitchen. Thugkitchen.tumblr.com

How..why? The poor little guy. How can you beat a tiny being within an inch of its life. What a monster.

Asking me to sign in with my Facebook or Twitter is a deal breaker for me. No way no how.

3K really is cheap. If they were more affluent, they each have their own room and pay 10K minimum. This is classic Hamptons share fuckery for the aspirational. Let's get a killer house and then cram as many schmucks as we can so we can afford it.