No, it wouldn't make sense to you, now would it.

Fact: photographers have ALWAYS been retouching and manipulating images since the invention of photography. Even the absolute best. You are clearly not the authority you think you are. Photography skills include both technical AND relational/emotional.

Breeding dogs is so ridiculous and irresponsible at this point. Whenever I meet someone with a pure bred puppy I'm always a little embarrassed for them because it's so out if fashion and out of step with being a true animal lover and socially responsible. Poor dears.

People who shop on Thanksgiving are a pox on American society. They are the bottom of the barrel.

Of course he lives with his parents, the small-penised nerd. I can't believe how arrogant and delusional he is—"Honestly, I will be fucking furious, and I will burn down fucking The Village Voice headquarters if you fucking write anything saying I have an FBI investigation..." This had me rolling! As if.

Oxymoron: privileged sons of law enforcement. I almost choked on my drink from laughing so hard at the idea that the children of law enforcement could ever consider themselves priveleged. In what universe?

No, you are an expensive, hilarious, totally organic and effortless, WASP-y original mensch on Deadspin. You're welcome.

You, sir, are no Thugkitchen. Thugkitchen.tumblr.com

How..why? The poor little guy. How can you beat a tiny being within an inch of its life. What a monster.

Asking me to sign in with my Facebook or Twitter is a deal breaker for me. No way no how.

3K really is cheap. If they were more affluent, they each have their own room and pay 10K minimum. This is classic Hamptons share fuckery for the aspirational. Let's get a killer house and then cram as many schmucks as we can so we can afford it.

Yes to all of that. But who the hell rents a house to a group of bankers and fashion hos and furnishes the house w anything other than ikea and the expectation that it will be trashed. We're not talking about well bred kids here and they're in a group? Recipe for disaster.

So, what are you doing about it to prevent the NSA creeping into our homes? And what's your solution for thwarting plans at the earliest stages within sophisticated, international terror networks?

What an inane point....some attacks HAVE happened ergo NO attacks have been prevented. That's like saying researching a cure for cancer is completely useless bc people are still getting cancer. Of course you don't know about all the small/large attempts here and there bc that would be insane for a gov't to cop to…

I do know as I had that same mother and father. The shaming was always in the form of concern, but I know she also hated that she had a chubby daughter and how it looked to the Joneses. I ended up with an eating disorder but there's no way to know which came first. I don't blame my parents anymore. But the eating…

Sounds like they both have eating disorder as evidenced by the self-loathing and yoyo dieting. It's frequently genetic so not surprising and we generally condemn in others what annoys us about ourselves.

I agree that somebody else's body is nobody's business but disagree that a ft person would be jealous of an overweight persons happiness. 99.9% of overweight people aren't happy. I would argue that they are indeed overweight because they are so unhappy regardless of outward appearances, which many take great pains to…

Will you be using photographers?