I’m sorry, but nothing can replace Brad. Nothing.

I thought the Allstate “Mayhem” guy was pretty clever and well done.

Of course, when the same actor played a bad guy in “John Wick,” the damned commercials were all I could think of when he was on screen. The whole movie I kept thinking, “Of course (the main bad guy’s) plan is going to fail! You’ve got freakin’ Mayhem…

Granted, they won’t be as stylish, but I can buy a set of actual racing gloves for quite a bit less than that. And in fact I did; I have a pair of G-Force gloves I bought for about $50 that have one thing these gloves don’t - an SFI certification.

Do you want money, or do you want to get where you are going? If accidental monetary windfall is more important to you then yes, volunteering to be bumped is probably a better bet. My goal is to get where I am going. I rarely fly (as in, not in last several years) and when I do, $400 voucher absolutely would not be…

I’ll also go with Liberty Mutual, but rather than “Torque ratio” lady, I gotta go with “Brad”.

Thanks!

“for the first time in his life, he required a personal security escort.”

I bet those 5 hookers Craig James murdered at SMU were pro-gay marriage.

I was hoping you’d go back in time to prevent those five hookers from being killed, you inconsiderate schmuck.

I remember being pissed that Craig James was being replaced by Kirk Herbstreit on ESPN Gameday long long ago. I hope before I die they invent a time machine, so I can go back in time and confront my younger self by punching younger me in the dick for being such a jackass.

No, but seriously, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

And if you want to make your own...

I had a little time a few months ago, at one point when this goon was second-tier news about something, but you guys never wrote it up, so all these Photoshops just had to wait. So indulge me.

This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.

And claims that the Secretary of the Navy was a low level administrative position. And a picture of a guy fellating the Washington monument. And generally some of the most confused amateurishly written rants I’ve seen outside of actual conspiracy sites.

Why weren't we getting articles like this when Arkin actually worked here? He might have actually had some readers. Instead we got a bunch of drone of the day articles.

I’m not expert on track day etiquette but I think this qualifies as a faux pas

What a fucking scumbag.