So, Two Girls, One Corolla?

OMG now I can text while off-roading!!!

That picture just proves that dinosaurs and humans DID live at the same time.

It's just water and soap in those cans. I've been using the old foam for 25+ years and my skin is great. Fun has never really entered into the shaving equation for me. The difference in closeness vs. the brush soap/safety razor is negligible so I'll stick with speed, convenience and lack of pain.

It's just water and soap in those cans. I've been using the old foam for 25+ years and my skin is great. Fun has…

10W-30 does the same for me. 5W in the winter.

10W-30 does the same for me. 5W in the winter.

wow... that right there just breaks the hipster scale

The styli on these junk turntables shred your records.

blah blah blah specs vents yeah whatever

Dodge Tomahawk

and one of the most outstanding acts of bravery of the entire US excursion into Afghanistan.

Because trusting Comcast and AT&T is just SO much better...

Random Harvard plug?

Do they have the right of way to sprint into traffic and aim for the front of the car? This woman got exactly what was coming to her or what she wanted because the driver couldn't have done anything here.

If the car had hit her harder, she would have came in through the bathroom window.

Yes, she is

She didn't notice that the lights had changed. The crowd of people stood and stared.

Yes, there's definitely something in the way she moves.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

You could always tie a piece of stranded copper wire to your ankle and let it trail on the ground behind you.