Sampson [paraphrased]: The car side — we’re just going to be merely better than anybody else. That’s the easy part for a car guy like me. But what do the consumers want? You’re talking to me like a car guy. We’re at the Consumer Electronics Show. Don’t you want to know what the download speed is for this car?

Listen buddy, I have driven it and it was pathetic. Maybe there are shitboxes worse than this, but I have not been in one, so I can’t tell. Unless you are talking about the Cobalt SS, there was nothing right about this car.

Should your 10% employee discount apply to other manufactures too?

I do exclude the SS from my argument, both the supercharged and the turbocharged versions.

I wanna know about the poor GM employees who bought the Cobalt. I would personally reward them for their courageous sacrifice.

imagine yourself as being old pals with your interviewers

I thought that the Prius was meh till I found that Akihiko Nakaya, my Lan Evo guru, also owned a Prius. I realized that for daily driving needs Prius is a good fit for many people. I also realized that I was being too understanding and rational, and immediately yelled “WHAT CAR WILL YOU GET NEXT? I HOPE IT’S A…

Lindsay and his party after a night of New Years celebrations. The driver reminded the group of the New Years holiday surge pricing at a rate of 8.9 times the standard fare, which Lindsay drunkenly obliged to — claiming he expected it to only be a little more than what he usually pays and accepting that he failed to…

Well, most of these 10 don’t happen to be the thought-provoking, genuinely life-changing talks you are referring to. Maybe they are out there, but a large proportion of TED talks don’t fit that description.

Truth be told, a lot of stuff on Lifehacker is just like this. I wish that wasn’t the case, since there is a lot of useful stuff that is posted here, but yes, you do find a lot of self help posts here, and other questionable stuff like how to definitively figure out when someone is lying, importance of vulnerability,…

Thank you. I wish I could have found some of these mathematics and computer science books 5 years ago when I was a grad student. It would have been of immense help.

I am quite baffled by what I see here. Person X decides that it is a great idea to support someone like Trump. One of the main attractions of Trump seems to be that Trump speaks his mind and doesn’t care about political correctness. A lot of people, let us say a group Y consider Trump supporters to be stupid, if not…

If anyone wonders who could possibly create drama by replying to a 6 month old thread, we have the answer now. Look no further, TheDramaLlamma is here :)

Well, for the same reason why the motorcycle company needed a motor car division back in the late 1950s and early 1960s.

Your post definitely didn’t come across that way. From what I can see, you have several eccentricities, which is not that uncommon, but you are specifically asking everyone around you to adjust to you, while not mentioning anything about how you are also willing to adjust to their eccentricities.

I know this is a problem that’s mostly on me, but don’t let me come up with excuses to stay in when it’s obvious I need to go out.

Adulting is a term most often used when a person fulfills a basic prerequisite of adulthood and wants to feel special

• Muhammad Ali

My country flies enough Russian fighters to make it clearly understood that Russian claims of radar and guidance abilities are usually grossly overstated. This is why usually my country opts to upgrade its older Russian aircraft with avionics from other countries. To give you more context, we are also a partner in the…

I’d have said that this is an inappropriate joke. But when it comes to Sheen, I applaud you.