“Below on page 3 would stop all of my speeches.”

Jesus Christ - *why on earth* would he need to tell a sexist/misogynist joke in ALL of his speeches?

I have to say, I love the locked-in salary and part-time status.

I love NH state politics. 400 state legislators from 204 districts, so each representative only represents 3,300 people on average. And it’s a part-time unpaid job (legislators are paid $100 a year, the rate set in 1889 and unchanged ever since) so many of the people involved are just local businesspeople and…

John Burt is the kind of guy who thinks the ladies should be lucky he’s paying attention to them. He’s also the co-worker that everyone groans inwardly when he speaks up at staff meetings.

You’d think that reading comprehension would be an essential skill for a profession that reviews and enacts legislation. You would also be very, very wrong.

counterpoint: a 15 yr old will make choices that get them the most freedom. I’ve seen this happen with a close friend, and having that sort of freedom to choose who you live with when you are a hormonal teenaged mess is a rough thing to handle. I wish for my friend (and for madonna’s family for that matter) that a…

Re: Rocco

She asked for an ABBA looting theme which is that thing where you play ABBA as loud as possible and let all the kids smash all your windows and run around the block with your television and you just really misunderstood. Someone’s going to be crying over her chocolate cupcakes again this year.

Ha. Same. Like a clown who only makes balloon sculptures that depict the evils of slavery.

I feel like an abolootionist would play a kazoo at this particular party, just the vibes I’m getting.

why is abortion the hill these sad fucks want to die on? it’s not like they have any use/care for the children who are already here... you know unless their parents are white and rich.

An abolootionist sounds like someone I’d hire for my daughter’s birthday party and ultimately regret.

But did it fix her shoulder?

You say her ideas are pragmatic, but all I hear is that her ideas are easier than they are good.

Then again, your chances of getting run over by some asshole is a bit lower when you’re riding in place at a gym.

$34 for ONE class?!?!?!?! Sweet Baby Jeebus, that’s a lot of money to ride a bike spiritually.

*hillary has difficulty winning the left flank of the democratic party*

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

So common that I have no idea why this is a news story on Radar or Gawker. It’s a very routine extension and not a denial of a request to see evidence.