I hate that we are socialized to say “I don’t wish him harm” when coming out with stories of abuse. If you don’t, great, do you. But women shouldn’t be pressured to prove a “pure” motive for sharing their experiences. You're allowed to wish that the person who raped you get hit by a bus.

I don’t know a single thing about this Kelly Rutherford custody thing, though I did hear about it, BUT did she really name her son Hermes?

Your understanding is wrong. Viability is a weird term that, thanks to the miracles of technology, is edging increasingly towards conception. You can resuscitate or keep something alive through artificial means way before it would naturally survive outside the womb.

Here we go again.

Man, if only they’d remembered to add:

Maybe they just planned to buy an elevator in Britain?

This is the saddest, darkest comedy I've seen in a while. I mean that sincerely. This is so fucking absurd, but melancholy.

RIGHT. The hair, the sweater. He looks like the kid casted as “Bully #2” in an afterschool special.

I am not sure I can look entirely past his age here. It’s fully possible that he’s been groomed and used by two adults to act as a lure on their behalf, whether he realizes that or not.

what...what year is it? how old is this mugshot!?

I am going to follow suit and share this picture of my exceptionally adorable puppy in the hopes of potentially circumventing some jezzie’s sociopathy-enduced rage at this article. Because in all seriousness, what the ever loving fk.

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

god, i wish that was an actual option.

I think something inside my brain just broke.

EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE

Plus side, if you are growing up in Monaco, you are going to have a good time.

From someone who has to say it every damn day, a native’s guide to pronunciation: pew-AL-lup. Also Sequim is just pronounced “squim.” For reasons.

I feel like David Daleiden and Carly Fiorina are personally responsible for this lunacy. I would very MUCH like to see them held accountable.

Class action lawsuit by the victims of the Colorado PP shooting and the families of the deceased, and employees of StemExpress, against the Center for Medical Progress. Do that.

I wonder when and where he was radicalized?