I like how the people who make it a point to say this statement out loud almost never win

People in Chicago eat their snakes with tomato, relish and a pickle. Fucking weirdos.

Spike wheeled chariot pulled by a fire breathing horse

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Probably as hard as Obama not saying out loud "is this cyborg going to steal my life essence?" around Stephen Harper

I mean, they're not just a meme, they're an actual band!

and Madelyne Pryor

First musical guest: DAWES

I think it's pretty much confirmed that Cyclops is the best in the sack out of the X Men

Wolverine probably cries when he has sex

Something something Stockholm Syndrome

Any show where the kids yell/whine is off limits for my daughter so Cailou is a hard "no."

My Daughter (2) loves Paw Patrol and I don't hate it so there's that. I like to think that there's a dark backstory to it, like Ryder is the genius orphan of dead billionaires who died because of Adventure Bay's poor service infrastructure. The last thing they gave him was 6 genetically altered talking puppies which…

In b4 someone says "actually it's GOJIRA"

You don't want to see a stripper dance to that song, just makes you think of the video

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Or just find Thomas Keller's recipe. You know, the Michelin star chef who consulted on this movie.

He has, damn that gypsy curse!

Is this really an issue for you? Can't you just, like, conjure a horse whenever you want?

Can't wait for the Darkwing Duck backdoor pilot