My local PD would either laugh at you and hang up or find and arrest you for something like public intoxication.

Everyone was drunk, even the other drivers, I mean, look at all of ‘em!

She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.

-The color is Azure blue

I wish more journos knew what the history of this car was. It wouldn’t hurt if they also knew how to play the didgeridoo.

“As people fond of this car will also already know, it sadly wasn’t popular enough to stay in Chevy’s lineup so you probably missed your chance to get a good deal on one.”

FYI for those wondering. It is a 2014 silver ice metallic SS. The 2014 models are auto only. They way you can tell is the front bumper has fog lights which is only available for 2014-2015. The wheels are 2014-2015 as well. However, the rear bumper is the dead give away it is a 2014. Yes, the 2014 and 2015 have single…

HOT TAKE: the MPV was actually cooler than the Miata.

I drove successfully for 25+ years with nary a car accident. Not one. In the last 5 years I’ve had FOUR that were all EXACTLY the same scenario. Stop light turns green. Person in front goes, next person goes, next person goes, I go. The person behind me looks to see me moving then goes back to their goddamn fucking…

The worst ones are when the chassis code is the same as a model number for a totally different car. You have an E63? Oh cool, I like AMG’s. Oh, you meant a BMW 6 series...ok then. You have a manual S550? That must have been a difficult swap. Oh, you’re talking about a Mustang. Gotcha.

1. Doesn’t apply to you, but in a hilly area constantly letting 3,000lbs+ of car rest on the parking pawl is just not good for the long life of the transmission. The risk isn’t really that the pawl fails to latch but that it bends or jams such that it can’t be taken out of park.

“In fact, I often have had problems if I ever tried using the parking brake in an automatic. Either the brake does nothing, or the cables are froze up enough that the brake does not release. (Winters and salty roads are not nice to parking brake cables).”

Giving up the right of way as a courtesy.

It happens more often than you’d think. I once had some mother put her baby’s change bag on my AE86 while strapping her kid into the car. When I told her not to do that (rather respectfully, I might add. I didn’t want to make a scene), she told me it didn’t matter because I was driving an old car. Let me tell you, I…

This is a serious problem and it happens all the time at this one area of my town.

people who violate the right of way rules to “let someone go” out of “kindness”

Other people.

People who drive at dusk / dark / rain with no headlights on. They life they save could be their own, but the life they take could be yours.

Texting while driving.