Some car-washing tips the experts will never tell you:

I don’t anything about the man in question, but in general, if we start renaming things because people in the past didn’t think like we do now, you’ll never stop renaming things till the end of time. The girl scouts could go on a crusade to have things that were named after people who thought women should stay at home…

Every fucking morning it is a different lawn guy at a different house.

If you saw similar quality issues on a Kia, you would proclaim it to be a POS. But because it is Tesla, you are giving them a pass.

The hyperbolic character of his assessment leads me to wonder how long he’s been familiar with mechanical engineering

The first rule of Italian driving:

To paraphrase Valentino Rossi; If it’s behind you, it doesn’t matter.

What’s wrong with pushrods?

These are machines using 1940s or 1950s technology (save for fuel injection). Why in god’s name do the expect me to pay $20,000 for a product they have been stamping out like cookie cutter works for generations. And then expect me to pay extra on top to customize it.

What’s wrong with pushrods?

Maybe you could use a pair of these.

Everybody knows he does that so he can carry more drugs and guns.

‘hood dog on the left obviously (pants at least 2 inches below your arsehole).

Via conductive fibers woven into the mats.

That Self Worth one in the 2CV is useless because one is always at peak self worth when you’re in a 2CV.

Pfft. Rod bearings are a regularly scheduled maintenance wear and tear type of thing. Replace them ever third oil change and quit your complaining you ingrate.

“Amateurs”

-Takata

I think you mean “whose idea was it to guarantee loans for post-secondary schools ensuring demand outpaces supply so schools will charge what they want and never run out of buyers?” I think the answer’s probably the same, but it’s the wrong question.

245 hp for the Grand National, a lot for the day. http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/road-tests/a25623/first-look-flashback-1987-buick-gnx/