Don’t hit it.

Where do we stop with the safety and where does personal responsibility factor in?

So once I floor it over the berms the car could be catapulted. What speed would it take for that to happen? The answer is way to fast for a parking garage.

I see a moron who ran over a cement stop and through steel cables. How is this at all the garages fault?

A good way to not have a hard time with bills because of missing work is to not drive off 7 story garages.

They do it’s the wires. These people are fucking morons, I do not want society structured around their types.

Glad you had that camera, get well soon!

That reporter didn’t ask the most important question to the young miss Kelli Nichols, that being why she filmed in portrait mode like some kind of moron. 

What medal do the door handles have and who awarded these medals??

Missed it entirely, I’ll be sitting in the car thinking about what I’ve done.

I am and upon further review I believe that is an 80 model TA so I can go F myself right in A. I missed that KITT refrence as well, bad day at the plate for me.

70's*

I think it’s an automatic feature so rest assured that no BMW driver has voluntarily used their flashers

Do you mean screw up and drive off the goddamn platform? Because that is the ONLY screw up in this story. I hope the SUV driver sues her and wins.

1. Buy e46 touring

I’m bad enough in thin nitrile gloves working inside, I might be able to fill a gallon in the conditions you described. Fucking hell man

I don’t know the word but it’s the same reason this works so damn well

It’s funny because it’s true

Speed limits are pointless, stop being such a do gooder and speed ya nancy

Never ever mention this to an e46 M3 owner, ever.