I discovered The Horror because of NIN. I saw them open a show and bought their CD from the merch table, back when live music and CDs were still a thing.

They would absolutely eat him alive. Woody knows he wouldn’t survive.

Somehow I don’t think this would have happened at our cramped little Walgreens.

“My name is Gomez Addams! And I have seen EVIL!”
*Grandma raises the baby.*
“I have seen HORROR!”
*Lurch raises his hand.*
“I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in dark rrrecesses of the HUMAN SOUL!”
Morticia: “They’re at camp.”

“Is that your bathing suit?”

Debbie is borderline tragic because she was just a little too greedy. If she could have just gotten over herself a little bit she’d have realized she had found the absolutely perfect family for her.

The best part is the end where Debbit is describing how she murdered all her previous husbands via a slide show and the Addams all compliment and seem impressed by her, like she truly was one of them.

Seriously, their whole response reeks of “Bye Felicia.” 

If Piers Morgan could’ve benefitted from a system as asinine as the Electoral College, we’d probably only just now be getting rid of him.

I’ll never understand how America managed to be ahead of the curve on rejecting Piers Morgan, but still ended up electing Trump. 

We can argue terms if you’d like, but he feels that the world owes him Meghan Markle and he is lashing out at her for the crime of not loving him. While he may not actually BE celibate, those are the other defining characteristics of that group. I’d say more, but I’d hate to spend any more brain cells on Piers Fucking…

lol. I wouldn’t use “incel” because there’s plenty of incels that aren’t as damaging to the world as Morgan, and deserve pity, unlike Morgan. Morgan always reminds me more of the types like pickup artists, MGTOWers, men’s rights activists, redpillers, etc. Morgan clearly sees his power as a justification of why he has…

Well, after this, I can tell you who DOESN’T like Piers Morgan (It is Megan Markle. And also all decent people)

Horrible people, I assume. And the world is certainly full of such people, so...

I despise Piers Morgan an enormous amount, having had to live through his years as a tabloid editor and his career as a tv presenter, and witness the misery he’s caused, his hypocrisy and the horrendous opinions he holds, but I can’t help but wonder if there was a producer telling him in his ear to storm off in a huff…

I don’t think Piers Morgan likes himself that much either, but I’m guessing media executives like having someone on air who perfectly represents their views.

Why is Piers Morgan still employed? Who likes him?

Ahhh... so he’s an incel too. Good to know.

Holy fuck, why did i go back??

This is the dumbest thing i’ve read today.
And i spent nearly an hour earlier reading comments on the latest Ray Fisher story.