Easy. As a seven year-old I had a mono clock radio that I kept tuned to our city’s hard rock station (96 Rock in Atlanta), and one of those schoolbox-shaped cassette recorders where you pushed down play and record at the same time. If something came on the radio that I liked, I’d get the recorder going and set it…

He stole an academy award from Michael Keaton, and he should really give it to Keaton some day.

I’m a huge Prince fan. The day he died I was just about to take a professional test for work and this one guy who had my phone number texted me ‘Prince is dead!’ and I thought, ‘That dumb fuck doesn’t have a clue!’ As I was going through the test online I started to feel lightheaded and faintly out of my…

He lived a full life but Leonard Cohen’s death from this year hit hard as well.

I have seen ‘The Future’. It was murder.

The day Prince died, I had to go shopping at Walmart. I saw a woman in the self-checkout just put items into her bag without scanning them. The attendant saw her and didn’t do anything. Neither did I. I thought to myself, “This is a world without Prince.”

In retrospect it should have been pretty obvious.

Those two will always top my “shoulda seen them” list.

Little did we know Bowie and Prince were what was keeping the world from falling apart.

I still remember the day Prince died. My dad came to visit me and we went out for pizza and just the entire time I was thinking “damn Prince is dead, how can life get better?” Went with a thin crust pizza with sausage though that was great, had a couple Peronis because the only other option was Bud Light.  

America continues to influence the world through soft power

It seems to be the world's dick now. 

Is it America’s dick, though?

So close. “Le Jena Malone” works though!

Oh weird, Jena Malone is an exact anagram of Janelle Monae!!

Oh bummer. :( Fantastic in both Days and Gummo.

I want Jodorowsky’s Dune to exist just because soethign that sounds as bugnuts as it does SHOULD be seen, somehow. And it’s not like it could have ‘ruined’ Dune any more than any of the other failed attempts (which is to say, not at all. Dune is fine. Maybe the new one won’t suck?)

Howard Stern variously called her “Allen DeGeneres” and “Vaginfeld”

Yah she still sounds like an asshole.

Didn’t Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson or one of those jerks call her that like 20 years ago?