I admire your cynicism; we would be friends!

I assumed that Halsey being asked to host during February had something to do with her partial African American heritage but I don’t think that was mentioned (but to bring that up would also mean having to bring up the sad history of the lack of black hosts (especially female) on SNL in its history) but she’s from New…

I mean, I know I’m getting old, but my first reaction to Halsey hosting was:

Generally speaking when the music guest is also the host it’s someone pretty well known.   Who the fuck is Halsey and why did she get the rare double gig on SNL?!

If her explanation was really the reason for her choice of outfit, the jacket could have read “I CARE, WHY DON’T YOU?”

They also disagreed about the infamous “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” jacket that the First Lady wore to the U.S.-Mexico border. (Melania, according to these sources, thought the trip would not get attention without such a brazen fashion gesture. In an interview with ABC News in October, she said that she wore the…

Why does it not surprise me to read that Melania is a terrible friend?  Hmm.

Wait a minute, they never asked ME!

Jann Wenner and Lorne Michaels seem like they’d be great pals.

Good point.  And with all that ink, the nipples really pop, too.

Hey, remember when Janet Jackson had her nipple shown on TV for a second or so and everyone freaked out?

It was absolute dogshit! And he’s a fucking judge on a singing competition!

This game is about as exciting as watching flies fuck.

Depending on when you came up, this guy was ALWAYS around, and I mean that as a compliment.

Dear Babs,

(allegedly) being KISS’ “final tour ever.”

Yeah, but he means it this time. No more chances! Next time Gene touches Ace’s wife, ol Ace won’t be around to talk her out of suing.  Gene’s on his own. It’s on!

KISS remains the biggest rock disappointment I’ve experienced. As a kid, they had a rep as being heavy and wild and everyone thought they were scary, so I had to check it. I wanted what ended up being White Zombie. When I finally got a copy it sounded like ‘Saturday Nights Alright For Fighting’. Not too bad mind you,…

Another thing Linklater and Soderbergh had in common was their pattern of making a big Hollywood production then doing a couple small movies, which is a smart way to make sure you keep working. Rodriguez and Smith have been trying to carve their own paths, which works out better some times than it does others.