oh noes an athlete had a normal human reaction to a heartbreaking loss

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

So here’s a sincere question: How do people who have just lost the Super Bowl usually behave? Because, if my memory serves, they usually act glum, answer questions curtly, and (often) cut the interview off after a few questions. But maybe my memory is faulty?

Most of the criticism Cam gets has to do with the fact that he’s black. That’s a fact a lot of people are uncomfortable with. It’s still a fact. But from the moment dude got into the league, he’s been a super sore loser, and this just gives everybody who has a problem with him for no good reason a thing to point to…

The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

Fuck the HGH investigation, I want to know when Peyton Manning started injecting Don Knotts’s DNA.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

This is silly statement. Is not battle. Mozgov is strongest.

Things were going well until JR Smith yelled “Stop crying and fight your father!” to James.

Yesterday, ESPN reported that the Cavs held a players-only meeting immediately after Blatt was fired, which was described as an “airing of grievances.”

The Royals were tied for being the worst club at winning a World Series until they won.

That is a CLASSLESS comment and clearly shows that you DO NOT understand the PASSION the 12s have. Richard Sherman is a ROLE MODEL for ME AND MY CHILDREN. Russell Wilson is a 1x Super Bowl Champion! Doug Baldwin may have simulated shitting in the end zone during the Super Bowl, but he did it with CLASS AND RESPECT!

Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?