Oh I see, so you’re just writing alternate history fiction! Try to work Babe Ruth or Hitler into it, people love that.

Please don’t just troll and run, explain in human words how in the piss-soaked hell you think Rubio was going to beat Clinton when he can’t even beat an irradiated Muppet who talks like a Speak and Spell that fucked a Tony Robbins book.

I bet you’re one of those dudes flopsweating around in the comments about any article about a black kid being murdered by the police, looking for some angle to blame the dead, unarmed kid.

No, if he was a POC this article would exist elsewhere and would be used as evidence that he was “no angel” after a cop murdered him.

That’s mean, even if you hate Laettner, you have to admit he’s way better looking and way less annoying to listen to than BS

Seconded. And if that isn’t possible, SBNation needs to relaunch LongForm with her at the helm.

Great question, but it’s definitely possible that he only ever raped the victims he was convicted of raping, particularly considering they were all black women and he was a cop. He may have come close before, but this dude to me reads as someone who became a cop so he could hide his shitty nature behind a badge and…

Definitely, white men of all ages can be blinkered as a motherfucker

Ah yes, anecdotal evidence, the last resort of judgmental dipshits who can’t wait to look down their noses at everyone.

Uhhh, you might want to brush up on what the word “sentient” means.

Really, 1%? How precisely did you come to this figure, doctor? I’d be delighted to read your research, which I’m sure is extensive and is not just you talking out of your ass like every other ignorant turd saying similar things on the internet.

Oh look, someone has an allergy to one thing, so they are an expert on all allergies! How remarkable!

I’m gonna just go ahead and guess that not only are you not a doctor, you don’t know shit about the wide variety of different disabilities there are and how they effect activities of daily living. Shut the fuck up when you don’t know what you’re talking about, you fucking cur.

You poor thing. How you’ve suffered, having to see dogs in places you are not accustomed to seeing them. Do you have a GoFundMe we can donate to?

Cool ableism, bro. “Let’s make life even harder for people who have disabilities because I’m a fucking moron who has no idea what it’s like to live with one!” Great addition to the discourse, love it, thumbs up!

I’m a Gen X’er too and I fully expect us to be a bulwark of garbage in our dotage, with a relative handful of exceptions. This is just kind of the way things work, each successive generation grows into being fuck-knuckles as they age. Millennials get a lot of shit from Boomers now and someday they’ll forget how…

Yes, just what the internet needs, another middle aged white dude whinging about “PC culture” being this enormous existential threat when terrorism, unchecked gun violence, a Potemkin economy and global fucking warming exist. I cannot wait for the last Boomer to die, I hope it’s not in one of the massive floods that…

Yeah this is just another warmed over middle aged white dude complaining about the dread scourge of P.C. and acting as though people telling you you’re an asshole for saying assholish things means your freedom of speech is being curtailed. Fuck Bill James.

Yeah, like I’m going to believe a guy who practices maritime law

I really doubt most people who want to be cops start out pure and untainted and then get slowly corrupted by the power. They’re drawn to the position because our society has made it very clear that if you’re a police officer you CAN abuse your power and will more than likely get away with it, so it draws people who…