Seconded. It's writing like this that makes me shed a tear for the late, lamented Daily Buzzkills. Thanks, Mr ONeal.

Are you two the same person?

The Maltese Chuzzwozzer

Damn you, epochellipse, for making me type this but… agreed on Red Dwarf.

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Country Life
I love his work with PiL and the Sex Pistols, and the insect documentary that he made was surprisingly compelling too, but sweet zombie Jesus, those adverts he made for Country Life butter make me want to fucking weep.

Yeah, good work Mr Heller. I was afraid that he would descend into obnoxiousness and twatitude after that first quesion. Kudos for not letting him.

Leftfield's remix of Lydon's solo track 'Sun' is brilliant too - a demented sea shanty that fucking rocks.

I humbly suggest…
'Bear V Shark' by Chris Bachelder, or 'Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell' by Susanna Clarke.

…or a copy of Twilight.

Agreed with Yee Yee on The Twits - I believe it's my favourite kid's book because it doesn't shy away from the fact that most people are fucking terrible and want nothing more than to laugh at your misery.

"The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll, Mr Hyde, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde."

"Also, can anyone recco. a new meme or trend that I can jump on, pretend to have invented, and run into the fucking ground? Thanks!"

Mark me down for Planet Terror, which I though was almost as brilliant as Death Proof was dreadful.

No, Jack is Jesus, Alpert is John the Baptist.

Don't touch my tail, you'll make it dirty.

I saw The Devil's Rejects with a friend. When we went in, there was a middle-aged couple and a guy on his own already sat down. After 15 minutes, the couple walked out.

"Some movies should never be seen sober. Pick Of Destiny is one of them."
How High is another.

I like it when you someone Hellblaze it.

DESTROY HIM!