The theme tune from 'Captain Planet and the Planeteers'.

HotCarl is correct! Although we would also have accepted Bill Wither's "Use Me".

Ash Williams, Leon, and Kratos. Not necessarily in that order.

Assume makes an ass out of you and me.

Tragically, the pier scene in Labyrinth was cut.

They're going to do Barbershop.

To answer both parts of your question, no, and yes.

The best thing about David Brent's dickishness is that you get the feeling that if Brent stopped talking for just one second, he would realise what an awful, awful man he is, and have a complete breakdown. His dickishness is a defense mechanism against him recognising his own dickishness.

Thanks for your thoughts, TVandWings! I'll make a point of never reading your blog, ever.

I wasn't going to buy it until Simon revealed that Hitler is in it.

Indeed, add "killing Little Sisters" to that category of immoral joy.

I'd have liked No More Heroes a lot more if Travis Touchdown wasn't such a massive douche.

I BLEW MEGATON THE FUCK UP

Our German teacher made us watch Kindergarten Cop in German, so as we might get a better grasp of the language. It instantly made the film 4000 times funnier.

There's a direct chain of cause and effect from the decline in sexual satisfaction you experience to the rise of making nitpicking douchey comments about grammar and punctuation. In your heart, you know it's true.

How about "Father Christmas" by the Kinks? It's awesome.

The return of Malcolm Tucker - "You're like one of those expensive coffee machines. From bean to cup, you fuck up."

Yer a long way from silicone valley, city-boy.

On what I intended to be my 'evil game', I blew up Megaton on Mr.Burke's instruction, and gladly capped all those ghouls in the sewers. But when I went up to collect my reward he was playing 'Wasteland Safari', just shooting a sniper rifle at "whatever I want to, dear boy". That REALLY bothered me, and I murdered him…

1938 is pre-war from anybody's standpoint.