“Cory in the House is as bad as the previous Disney games by the same developer, except without the appeal of hot girls (and Raven) being on the cover.”

So this is why the 18 year old I work with asked me if I like Cory in the House last week.

You know, I have to take back some of the rather unkind things I have said about a co-worker, who insists that we all Lysol the toilet after we use it. I said something like “No one gets sick from a goddamn toilet seat!” but I didn’t think that people were out there licking them.  My bad.

This is certainly part of it. The more you give players to do in terms of activities and playlsit, the less players will be in an individual activity/playlist. Depending on your player base you have to balance this so that queue times are horrendous.

They’re trying to keep the game reasonably lean and focused on a…

“We want to fix this, and next year’s Seasons will have less.”

Can you imagine if black armory wasn’t around anymore, with the required rare izanagi bounty that was straight RNG, and considering the current PvE meta is “have Izanagi”. I literally just got the damn bounty and gun THIS week.

The FOMO model made Destiny a chore rather than a game. I’ve pretty much given up on the game after this month because of it, despite being a very invested player since the D1 alpha. I want to be able to come in and out when I please, not be tethered to the game at all times because I’ll miss something forever. I have…

Why remove content at all? Just make it clear that it’s “past” content in terms of the story but leave it in the game for new and returning players to experience.

This is the best I got.

You can when it’s a rich and powerful white man.

It’s not that I hate James, he’s an okay guy.  It’s that I hate what a step down in quality, comedy and batshit insanity his show is from Craig Ferguson’s version.

100% going to be the Xbox SeX

Well, I’ll give them this. Their music hype game is good.

Fucked up how you want people to lose jobs because you don’t like a thing

yes. this is along the lines of the quarterly hamno article yelling about the imminent recession since 2014.

Another distressing but all too common occurrence. Parents, talk to your kids about the dangers of snorting wallaby dandruff.

How big are your babies that you want to need a three row crossover because of them!?

That upset you? How does that sentence not put a smile on your face? You do realize a rapping clown said it right? Can’t you see the work? The Secret is the perfect book for a rapping clown to live by. Thank God for ICP. They make life worth living. Only a truly brilliant demented mind could think about being a…

Indiana Jones and the Chinese Box Office

Why do you hate America?