Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Hillary practiced her lines, Donald snorted his.

I actually think the people who complain the loudest about the lack of content are people who don’t actually play Destiny. Those of us who are grinding this week are doing it because we love the game and want to be raid ready ASAP.

I tried to do it this morning with a buddy and a rando from LFG. The rando had no heavy synths on any of his characters or in the vault. How does that even happen? I was almost personally offended by this, having survived the great heavy ammo drought during Crota.

MUST HAVE G’HORN AND LL 330+ TO BE PART OF READING FIRETEAM.

A is for Augmented, House Devil’s become

Just cut off the line before the bit about voting for a woman president, then, and replace it as:

Is there a light level requirement to start the expansion, or is it like all other MMOs, and quest greens will get you suited up in a few hours?
Also, is that some sort of super-powered Hung Jury you have there?

<insert joke about the wolves are yawning because they ran out of things to do and are now bored>

It honestly took me a long time to even notice a difference

Tiffany Trump, because someone has to take the picture.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

when i played Youth football my dad used to do the same to me except it was just ground up adderall

Yea, same as in movies. Nothing more jarring then when a bright red coke pops up in the left corner of a shot.

Hmm, I did notice that audio logs sounded a little low, and the voice lines from enemies didn’t sound great (but I assumed that’s just how they always sounded)

They’d deserve a major league award if it was a Harambe joke, since they bought it last year.

Very disrespectful to the military.

Dude, fucking really?

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Well you can’t vote for cartoon characters, thank god.