Swimcest

Told y’all

Nothing wrong with swollen roaches. I finish them off in my Pax.

I’m looking forward to the community racing through the content as fast as they can and then complaining about how there was too little to do.

I got a lap dance from Sierra Myst once. That is kinda the same thing right?

You win again, Kinja. Just imagine a picture of Kenny Powers with the wraparound tan lines.

But are more boring in bed. thebullfrog is smart, she’s a keeper. Nobody needs the maintenance, not even with sandwiches, which any real man can make himself anyways.

I was a valet once upon a time at a hotel while I was in college. One of my duties was also shuttle driver. This wouldn’t be so bad except the shuttle was a 15 y.o. full size ford van with seating for ~11 that hadn’t been maintained. Oh, it was a 2wd in a ski resort town where the average snow fall on the mountain was…

Video games occupy this interesting space where they’re both art and product, and nothing illustrates that more than the way reviews work. On one hand, reviewers (should) want to write interesting critiques that dig into whether a game does what it set out to do, and how it makes players feel. On the other hand, we…

This is... hypnotic.

Damn Tina, I expected more from you!

They still lied about the circumstances. Like the fake niantic email.

Pussy up, nutsack. Shit’s about to get real.

You can't even grab them hard! Meanwhile pussies bring human beings into the world.

And “balls” to mean toughness. Balls shrivel up if you look at them funny.

“I’m upset and offended that you think my bigotry is offensive!”

Despise the use of the word “pussy” to mean weak. The word should be reclaimed and used to denote strength. For example, “Serena’s tennis game is so pussy! She is amazingly talented.”

Dumbest shit i’ve ever read. Try harder next time bud.

The thing is, if you have a brain, any time one of the Trump or even Clinton “Supporters” is allowed to speak, it is extremely hard to not start doing a violent and reflexive mental, and maybe even audible, cringe at what they are saying.

this. ,i think he wants to lose at this point so he can have run and keep up the scandalous narrative that the election is rigged against him. he’ll be able to write books, make appearances, get more money and more attention with no governmental responsibility.