there’s nothing pungent and/or stale about my weed, smoke or otherwise, thank you.

It would’ve been amazing if the ad was for a personal injury lawyer.

Well excuuuuuse me. I didn’t want anyone to see my Hagrid and the Sorting Hat slashfic til it was finished.

I think it may be time for you to take your bizarre brand of painfully unfunny meta-trolling, chalk it up as a good try, and move on.

Starting it off early this year.

Being a smart ass? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

Because whoever writes these things apparently thinks ‘Kotaku.com/”http://www.website.com”’ is a valid way to write a link. I’m wondering if, because the author (to my knowledge) doesn’t write any other articles than this one, that the whole ‘This Week In Business’ is a template they set up for him so he has to do…

I mean... they did Sonic 4 and people didn’t like that i guess.

Hissing angrily through his teeth, Jeuchter admitted that the Z06 has not yet achieved parity with its target niche. “We have been developing the Zed-oh-six very vigorously to make it perform in a manner similar to its main competitors,” he announced, “and we are confident that we will have the cars consistently…

Hahaha, that’s fantastic! I can’t wait for the follow-up:

other walking lady: I bet he has inadequate genetalia

I was more surprised when I found out that hot, local singles won’t bang me tonight.

That’s just light from Venus reflecting off a weather balloon into swamp gas. Nothing to see here, move along.

I don’t play, but I think it’s a Seel.

Would YOU want to stand in front of Ruth Bader Ginsburg if you were Tom Brady?

Couple things. One, if the Chamber Lid opened to reveal a small read-only card slot, they could make a KILLING selling $5 NES games at retail. And even smaller/indie games that have direct hardware access.

Ingress was never more than a proof of concept, that’s all it will be.

I don’t mean this in a mean way, but yes, you are seriously underestimating it.

I live in the South and I’m afraid to walk anywhere near someone else’s property lest I get shot. I’m not trying to say I know what it’s like to be black - I’m sure it’s absolutely worse if you’re black, but I do know what it’s like to fear other people and it sucks.

I agree with your statement, and while also not black - can understand the concern of the author. It’s really really crazy out there right now for folks of color (and yes, we get it all lives matter hivemind, it’s crazy for everyone at this point), and this isn’t an exaggeration sadly. I know if this man showed up in…