I don’t even like Doom, but this looks great!

Damn you Nintendo, how long and how often am I going to have to refresh /r/amiibo or retailer pages to have a chance at getting that 8-bit Mario amiibo. Why can I just go online and order the characters I love and be guaranteed one whenever the next restock happens? Apple gets more preorders for every single new…

Wouldn’t be the first Bishop to ever have an inappropriate boner.

Jesus Christ, not even JK Rowling got so much control over the adaptations of her books. Why did this cut rate Twilight Mary Sue fanfic writer get so much control? It’s still mindboggling.

You lost me at wings.

People have said to me they didn’t enjoy it before. We haven’t spoken since they were striped naked and cast out into the wasteland though.

did not realize that. thought they shared a couple similar perks and the rest were rolls. now i know.

You know how us black people love to refer to ourselves as “ethnic”

Also, GTA V is 30% off, but that means it costs $59.99 because they’re only selling it bundled with bullshark cards :( Lame!

Fuck yes, XR baby.

Mine too!

This is awesome! I thought I knew all the Shuttle trivia there was, but I had no idea about any of this, and the pictures are fantastic!

Congrats! Mine are 14 now (twin girls) and they game. So we have three PS4s now so my wife and I can play with them. I refuse to buy another one because... come on! How many do I need?! Ha ha! You can always come back. You WILL come back. But you’ll have a new buddy to play with.

In the Bay Area? He’s a Carl’s Jr guy all the way. They have a hamburger with a hot dog on it now. To be clear: the hot dog is a condiment on the hamburger.

Who could blame him? It was a freaking SNES. If someone brought me a sealed one today I’d probably owe them a Chewbacca life debt.

You’re twisting my comment and making it seem like I’m implying what you’re saying which couldn’t be further from the truth. I couldn’t give less of a shit what people like. You won’t see me preaching that people shouldn’t buy or play COD. The reality is, though, that big studios seem less likely to take risks unless…

Damn. You’re completely right.

The roots of my semi-successful career in improvisational comedy were solid well before I ever got a glimpse of a bra.

In the second grade, I told my teacher at my new Catholic school that I spoke Japanese. I made some vaguely-Japanese sounds, and she said “wow, what did you just say?” I said “I have no idea, I said I…

My Dad was a member at a local semi-private club from the day it opened and he and I played there pretty much every weekend for 3 years. He and I were about as much “regulars” as you could be. Place was nice, but a little hung up about accentuating the divide between member and non-member amenities/facilities. Dad had…

I completely disagree. I will probably be at the bottom of the ocean, not cold hard ground.