I got one and it is awesome. I found one on a site I usually never check since all the major sites were sold out. Though I am upgrading to the Majora's Mask 3DS XL, I am still keeping the Pikachu one as my back up 3DS XL.

I almost gave in to the scalpers for this one. But 1) I would have preferred if the whole thing were yellow and 2) the Link Between Worlds one came out.

"He also responded to one of my Craigslist ads..."

Since masturbation is solo sex, I'm going to pick myself. Truth be told, I'm kind of crap at it, and I've given myself friction burns trying to get off before.

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

I'm waiting for people who don't like it and don't play it to stop leaving THIS EXACT SAME BORING-ASS COMMENT on every Destiny story

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Is she merging with that machine?!

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

Been there brotha. I tried for two years with my girl, but she always claimed the ass is sin.

Years ago, I dated a girl who had a tradition of going to dinner with her parents on Sunday evenings. After a few dates, I was asked to join her for her Sunday dinner out with her parents. We met them at the restaurant, and her father, who had what my wife calls a "punch me face", made a pissy comment about us being 5…

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

Salesman shouldn't have told them it was the "best f**king car on the lot".

It's exactly that kind of reaction that I love about being a collector; Having that physical object, opening up a box or case and seeing what's there, finding or rediscovering something cool or uncommon. Just need more space for everything I want. >_>

Why do you assume that I don't fuck myself?

You seem fun :)

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Ah, yes, Activision paid us to talk all about how frustrating Destiny is and how you can pull out your LAN cable to cheese the latest raid boss. Good investment, Activision!