You need a Field Goal, and a safety!

Yeah Im sure he wanted to get destroyed on national TV. The US NEVER had a chance, even with those dudes not playing. But keep lying to yourself by saying they would have made a difference. Jurgen could have played 100-100-1 and you will still woulda been owned.

Well. And it should be 4-0 right now. That was Lamela-ntable.

3-0? Wow. How’s the weather in Houston?

im trolling? You are down 3-0, probably gonna give up at least 2 more. But you keep on telling yourself things coulda been different.

What about the third goal?

its only 3-0 the US can come back!

More like when the US squeaked by Ecuador.

he gave up the first one because it was a beautiful shot that froze him in his boots. trust me you would’ve done the same if not as worse.

the whole team sucks bro sorry.

See my username.

You guys are on THEUSNEVERHADACHANCEEVENIF1998BRAZILWCPLAYEDFORYALL.COM

Just wait. Argentina will score some more, and you will see the truth.

That first goal was JV level defending and goalkeeping.

You mean type? How’s the weather in USASUCKSASSville?

no theres still hope! all that has to happen is Argentina sits their whole team, brings in their u-17 team, and the US gets germany to play their WC squad that won in Brazil 7-1, and then the u.s. MIGHT have a chance.

Dude, you could have Chelsea’s bus from 2012 back there, and Argentina would still score.

Hey I believe the temperature in Quito is 2-0 Argentina with a prognostication of left footed goal IN YO ASS. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

hey can we get the current article up on Deadspin now that the US is down 2-0, and since its been about half an hour since Argi scored their first?

If the US puts in Tony Meola and Marcelo Balboa, we can come back! ahhaahhaha