The woman has been through hell, and nothing really is positive or happy for her. Give her a break. Or time. Or both. 

It’s like they had to hire other band members just to keep the plaid from spreading.

An interesting world we live in, where a former waitress who works their way through college is elitist, and a second generation millionaire who lived in an actual tower of gold, is not.

Bitch is so far in the closet he’s talking to Aslan.

I will not tolerate any disrespect of Ed “Guns” Hochuli. The man with his long winded explanations and sterling biceps was a national treasure

Oh, you think she had an issue going on? The issue is that her mother was fucking abusing her. Oh I’m sorry! I used naughty language! I deserve violence!

You are, in fact, currently being forced to stay in your country.

At this point I wonder if the person(s) behind the “Q” nonsense created the Pizzagate pedophile scandal as a preemptive move, so that if this Epstein stuff ever came out, it could be dismissed as part of (or just as ridiculous as) that conspiracy.

Or as I say, “He who lives by the ‘duh,’ dies by the ‘duh’.”

There’s a bit where I feel like he was a bit of Black Icarus, who loved flying among the elite too much that he believed the sun when it said his melting wings were a liberal hoax.

It’s like how every square is technically a rectangle. 

It doesn’t happen. First, there’s the maillard reaction on the outside, which sort “seals” the burger. Next: watermelons are mostly water, much of which evaporates during the cooking process, thus concentrating flavor and compressing the cell wall structure—sort of like letting the air out of a tire. It’s a burger…

Well as a staunch capitalist, I’m sure Reagan would’ve viewed Trump’s adoption of his platform of reactionary white supremacy, demonization and immiseration of the poor and oppressed, and fostering of a deadly pandemic to be a violation of his intellectual property rights.

“C...O...G...and we love spelling, don’t we folks? The vowels and the continents and the big, big words. And I know words, probably better than dictionaries. In fact, I had a dictionary doctor tell me once that they thought I should’ve become a dictionary since I knew such good word spelling. And I had a word come up…

Don’t be ridiculous! The eagle is facing the other way!

It was Tex-Mexpedited!

He talks like a Doge meme.