I have.

Yeah, I’m gonna take a side eye to this whole admission on her part. The woman was imprisoned in ruSSia which isn’t really known for having any respect for human rights.

I too, am 52 years old, and can think of one person off the top of my hat who was/is afraid of me. His name is George Russell and he is a serial killer currently serving two life sentences in Clallam Bay in Washington State for three counts of rape and homicide, and one count of attempted rape and homicide.

Remember how back in February when all over the world there was a huge “grassroots” movement by “freedom loving” truckers and their convoys to “protest the vaccines” by shutting down cities with their vehicles?

“It seems to speak to an attitude inside the business that creative types are easily replaced so need not be treated with respect.”

Even when he was no longer the Elevator Operator From The Dodgy Casino In St. Petersburg, The Gay Bellhop From The Future never forgot his roots. Even after an ill advised foray into figure skating with his wife the Baroness Abba The Boney M resulted in a debilitating accident that spiralled into crippling…

These stories of his behavior are just as rife as those as another supposedly nice talk show comedian that for years I have been referring to him as Bellend Degeneres.

I remember I was working my day job at an industrial fishing supply warehouse near Seattle’s Ballard district loading heavy chain by hand into a container for shipping to Alaska, when KISW broke the news that John Candy had keeled over from a heart attack in New Mexico filming a western. A little part of me died…

No, we have litter boxes in classrooms because tEh gAyS ArE grOOmInG oUr kiDs To bE fUrRies! school shootings are becoming so prevalent that in the event of a lockdown kids need somewhere to be able to go to the bathroom.

When Cleese was starting out in the BBC it was still receiving hate mail for having Cy Grant on the small screen and probably half that hate mail referred to Grant as “Ein Mitglied der Royal Air Force von unbestimmbarer Rasse”.

Sarah Polley has more balls than half the ‘tough guys’ in Hollywood.

When I first moved to LA from Seattle in the 90's there were two movies I would watch to help with the crippling homesickness I was suffering from: Drugstore Cowboy and Breaking In.

You’d be surprised how dropping acid and realizing that the patriarchal East Coast WASP society you were raised to conform to is a rat race, can extend your life span.

I hear if three separate commenters mention the name “potatoface” in three separate comments he will one day re-appear.

Thing is, for all his possible tech bro energy and supposed genius as to the issues of the day(veeeery slow eyeroll), he still is a clueless idiot who has no idea. He’s like an elderly movie producer who has no good ideas other than ‘attract kids, they make passive consumers” and then greenlights nothing but shitty…

Great. Now I’ll never be able to watch that clip of him passing out from covid onstage without wondering if he pulled some trifling stunt beforehand....

Good.

And let us not forget his great cameo in To Live And Die In LA.

And YOU come off as a shit-sniffing dignity burglar with a faint whiff of date rape that follows you around like a fart in an elevator.

They’re not stupid. Judging by their inability to properly spell a word in one of the world’s oldest legal languages, it means they’re probably furiously typing from a desire to not be sent to the front lines in Ukraine. In fact, ten bucks says if they reply to my post they’ll refer to it as “the” Ukraine, which is…