theuniverseaccordingtojacob
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theuniverseaccordingtojacob

Ah, but you see Nissan gave him a lot of money to build it. 

I don't know if there's any car company that I unabashedly love as much as Morgan. 

Now ... if only this would happen to every other coal-rolling assclown out there.

So...Much...Bro...Power...

Meghan McCain is what happens when a mediocre white girl with a powerful father doesn’t hear shut up enough growing up. The fact that she’s making it pay is almost admirable, since most women like Meghan McCain are hitching up their overwashed leggings while trying to decide between the “It’s Wine O’Clock” sign and

Life is messy, and I think your perspective is totally valid. <3

This is tough for me. I’m an adoptee, from one of her orphanages. So, this idea of her as a saint was a huge foundational belief throughout my childhood/teenage years. My parents still lay my survival (abandoned at a MofC chapter house in Western India) squarely at her feet.

Rogan was such a great himbo on NewsRadio. It’s all been downhill from there.

“Can you make a good comedy movie any more, or have they made it so dangerous in terms of being cancelled, that comedy movies are no longer something you can do?”

It’s almost as if comedy is a highly contextual medium, Joe. As the cultural shifts the comedy has to shift with it. If you don’t like it, make better comedy

In the next monthly meeting, they will absolutely call in a new rule to specifically address this vehicle, and it will be hilarious to witness some self-obsessed white lady that demands you address her with her full professional “titles” try and describe this vehicle in a way that makes sure the rule covers it, but

I think that a vintage racer with a Japanese car should pick this up and show up at the track with it. It’d be a perfect combo. Imagine if one were to show up at the Monterey Reunion with a Datsun 240z or 510 on board. It’d be a hoot. Put on a bosozoku body kit just for chuckles.

OT : have you noticed that there is a

I want it just to give my HOA seizures

I mean, this must be about the guy who preyed on underage girls, right? Or maybe about his colleague, who sided with him when victims came forward?

Yeah, and he was a shitty Tommy Wiseau too. You are talking about Franco?

As a kid, I was bitten by our mini schnauzer more times than I can remember. Never once, did I not deserve it. I can’t imagine my family having euthanized her because I teased her to the point where she told me “STOP IT” the only way she knew how.

This is one of my all time favorite clips. Watching someone come to the realization that all of the things they thought were hidden very well might not be is something special to behold.

This. Is. Sad and Hilarious at the same time. 

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Here for your viewing pleasure: Chris D’Elia as he realizes the walls are closing in

That’s a helluva accusation to be saddled with. Hope she can ride this out.

i read this as sarcasm.  but the sad reality is that some will take this seriously.