theuniverseaccordingtojacob
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theuniverseaccordingtojacob

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Should have taken the sail pillars all the way to the tailights. Remember your big brother? Thats how its done!

gas portion of the hybrid drivetrain is a 2-litre Atkinson-cycle four-pot

The battery range of this thing means that over your commute, you:

Nice price, would not buy.

Don’t ask me why but I gave Kushner a beat face back in the beginning of quarantine

Hey everyone,

having a porch means washing and degreasing too!

this guy gets it

Old rigid mountain bikes make excellent city bikes so I’m glad you sorted the headset and kept it rolling. Mini-V brakes may not be the right fix, they were originally for BMX and subsequently adopted for cyclocross and similar skinny tire bikes. A better bet if the long arm cantis are giving grief is to swap to short

Not just any ATM machine, but an automated ATM machine.  :D

Ghislaine Maxwell is the Cool Girl of pedophilia and sex trafficking.

One thing this ongoing car wreck of a story is teaching me is that it’s totally possible for both sides to be scumbags. It’s not an either/or proposition.

See, another reason to wear a mask.

I mean, we could probably get them to attend enough fake Facebook events that they spend all their gas money and their wives are like “ok, no more cosplay for you”

That lead photo is just an unreasonably attractive car.

And another May tweet from Adams read: “Don’t shut down the universities. Shut down the non essential majors. Like Women’s Studies.”

Dammit, David!