It’s unfortunate that everyone is missing the subtlety of a good joke. I guess anything less than a monster energy headlight tear thing would have gone over their heads

They’re absolutely incongruous with what Calvin and Hobbes was about, no question. These are meant to mock the fundamental idea of those Calvin-peeing stickers, which are, of course, idiotic. But that’s kind of the whole point?

Oh, are we honoring hundred year old government agreements with the people?!

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I can only think of two explanations as to why people post stuff like this...

No mention of what crimes this person was being pursued for. Murder? Arson? Rape? Jay-walking? What?

Seems like a good time to dust this one off:

TFA doesn’t mention it, but I am 100% sure the car buyer was a white guy. If it had been a POC the Laredo Sherriff’s Department would have sprained their wrists patting themselves on the back over their, “massive drug bust.”

They said they’d fix the road when pigs fly.

The little seven year-old in Star Wars pajamas who lives inside me isn't crying, YOU'RE crying. 

you’re NOT ALLOWED to protect PROPERTY with DEADLY FORCE

Another video shows an NYPD officer pulling down the face mask of a black protestor, whose hands are raised, and pepper spraying him directly in the face:

NP because Falcon. Here’s mine, handed down by my Dad recently.

It’s fine. It’s easier than butter and crisps the bread well. What is it with you people and making these grand, unsupported statements, and acting like you’re doing something profound?

I think it locks better sans louvres

The best.

Well I didn’t know I needed this movie, but now I do.