theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

I have stopped riding my MC for the duration, but on my last ride, I noticed people driving very aggressively.  It was troubling.

Growing up I had a Cantankerous Coot of a next door neighbor who was oh...39? Hated absolutely EVERYTHING that I did, including the JDM movement I was into. His only saving grace, he had an absolutely beautiful C2 Corvette Convertible. He’d rev it up, and always tell me that my V6 could never come close to a good V8.

The boyfriend of the hottest 18 year old chick in the hood had a red Alfa GTV, lowered, no bumpers but the loudest exhaust I had heard to that day when I was about 10 years old. All the other neighbors hated him but needless to say he was my hero.

During Tuesday’s press briefing, Trump kept mentioning “makeshift morgue trucks at Elmhurst Hospital, in his native Queens, at Tuesday’s briefing,” reports The Week.

How dare they use my own very recent words against me!”

I was going to skip it because GAS specialises in tacky shit, but now I have to watch it now that I know it will feature a Brubaker Box.

Shit, if there’s an episode about Brubaker Boxes, count me the fuck in!

Swap a 1-liter ecoboost 3-cyl under the hood and I’d drive it every day. 

Why aren’t you writing my headlines?

For only $3,000 you can out-weird your coworker’s cybertruck.

I’m voting NP on this, even though it goes against everything I know. I’m just going to blame it on COVID-19 isolation-induced madness.

It’s obvious I am in the minority here, but I like it. I voted NP assuming it is as good as the seller says it is. I have always liked the look of the hornet, and sticking it on top of a M seems like a good way to get the looks without actually having an AMC.

I like it, besides, it’s practical in the sense that you no longer need the ladder to get in-n-out!

You KNOW that thing was ridden hard and put away wet. But it’s probably tough enough to take it. For less than $3K? NP.

Irrelevant.

So to recap, when the petulant manbaby called a woman “bitch” and implied she “owed him sex” (a rapey sentiment that everyone who bought his music simply overlooked)... IT WASN’T TRUE? You mean that “bitch” has agency? And had it the whole time? And doesn’t owe men a fucking thing?

This post is full of Vigor 

its the Merc. the Merc is prettier  by like 100000%.

...using the same sound as the “G” in the word “Graphics” which is what the “G” in GIF stands for. It isn’t “Jraphics Interchange Format”.