theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

CP just for putting this at the end of the ad:

Can I play?

What shocks me is just how tall modern pickups have become. That is utterly ridiculous.

must have just come back from the bathroom, they have one of those Magic Eye posters in there

A motor racing team is interpreting the rules creatively.

I love the look of this truck. Perfect combination of color and wheels. This looks to be very well done.

Wow! It’s Brett from the article. Thanks so much for picking me! Sorry I didn’t see this yesterday. It was my birthday and I was busy spending time with family and trying to enjoy myself. It’s a rare day that goes by where I don’t jump on Jalopnik. But this turned out to be a pretty awesome birthday surprise.

Max, that's FANTASTIC work. Well done.

Yes.

This was my favorite take:

What really strikes me about that photo is how bloated Trump looks. That is not a healthy looking man. I hope Satan calls his boy home soon. #NaturalCauses2020

What would I like to see it in? A Mazda 6 Tourer, sold in the US.

Love it. As far as I’m concerned the future of Formula 1 is this.

Forget the C7 Z06...that’s a slower time than the C6 Z06 (7:22.68, 2012 car), which should be a much more comparable car. Both right around 500hp, and C6 had a manual transmission vs the DCT on the C8 which should be advantage to the C8.

The weird fixations he keeps going back to, sudden changes of subject, assuming people know what he’s talking about. Takes me back to a lot of ‘conversations’ in bathrooms, storage sheds, etc.

NOTE: This was sarcasm, FFS.

It's the constant sniffing 

To those of us with experience in these sorts of things, he’s obviously on some kind of speed almost all the time. 

yeah i wish theyd go all out for efficiency vs power like i can’t use 1000 hp on the street as well as i would love to have crazy range since i don’t have a garage to charge in every night.

Maybe next we’ll do a Rolls, so you can be, you know, on a Rolls.