“I guarantee he would have more apples if he didn’t have oranges.”

i dunno. isn’t this a nice way of saying “we had to stop pushing bad loans through and tell some busters they didn’t have the cabbage.”

And just like *that* I went from complete indifference about this Corvette to actually rooting for it and looking at my finances to see if I could afford one on my modest salary. I can’t. Yet.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

Came here for this joke, left satisfied.

Florida Man ought to be ashamed — the fins on that condenser need to be combed straight.  How embarrassing.

The kompromat Trump and/or Putin has on Lindsey has got to be pretty terrible for him to be acting this craven. 

It’s a brand name, like Kleenex

Man, the huge unsupported overhang there would frigging terrify me. Even if it’s completely stable and it wouldn’t tip even with me laying in the far end of it, my brain just keeps going “Nope, don’t like that.”

So you agree that he should be denied bail.

Hey David, now is your time to buy a 2019 or 2020 for $500!

Tucker Carlson apparently only uses Roman numerals. No base ten Arabic numbers for him!

Feel free to use this whenever you post about Tucker. I made a slight modification and no I didn’t do it for money, I did it for all the kind people out there.

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

Infrastructure! Who needs it.

Kudos to Stephanie Keith.  That’s a wonderful photograph.  It’s like peering into bizarro world, but realizing that these people are on our planet right now.

Back in the day, when my Caravan drove out from under its own paint (my wife said it literally looked like blue blowing leaves in the rear view mirror), we repainted it with waves and mermaids. No joke, mermaids.

Wise words, The other day I left my new Miata parked in the garage and took the old, beater one to the gym because who cares if it gets yet another door ding?

Wait, you need to dress up at Ruth’s Chris?

If you go with that Halloween costume, you could have someone else dress up as a Tetanus vaccine and make it a group thing.