I just saw this and was looking for an excuse to share.

There was less of a stigma around recreational drug use at that time.

Because Subaru is more interested in selling mass numbers of grossly underpowered, CVT equipped Crosstreks and the like.

When the STI first came out, it was the bee’s knees and absolutely fantastic and wonderful and etc. etc. Affordable performance that let you compete with cars costing three times as much, etc. But now that’s... just not the case. The Focus RS completely lapped it. A 4-cylinder Mustang will be faster for less money.…

It’s funny, because she’s talking about Mueller as foreplay to impeachment, which was never going to happen.

This Probe looks like it hasn’t been involved in any collusion.

But he’s willing to trade for one of the following:

Aunt Linda is that you? 

Shitcanned as a euphemism for getting drunk might be actually be hyper-regionally specific, limited strictly to my mother’s house. 

Weddings are a day for your parents’ friends to get completely shitcanned with your friends and badly dance to decades-old pop music.

“I FULLY ENDORSE SHOOTING TEACHERS!”

Good job, pellet nuts.

This just in: people don’t like being shot.

Booo

...the two lead homicide inspectors on the case, Maureen D’Amico and Michael Johnson, not only made up evidence against Trulove but withheld evidence that would have helped him.

Nope, nope, nope. Sorry, still not buying a fucking word of it. All we’re seeing right here is a bunch of people setting up shoots for the b-roll that’ll be used in the first trailer of Conway & Conway hitting primetime on either Fox News or CNN (depending on the state of the Trump/GOP relationship at the point she’s…

Remember when the office of the President was above the fray? Remember when those who occupied the office were savvy enough to avoid petty bickering because they knew all they’d accomplish would be to raise the profile of the antagonist and the issue being pushed? Remember when insults and public condemnations from…

I like this thing, but I don’t five-grand like it. 

Why charge at all. Make the battery packs removable and just drive onto a robot that removes your depleted pack and replaces it with a fully-charged one.  120 seconds later and you have a fully-charged car, ready to go!

We don’t refill our propane bottles for our grills. We just exchange them for full bottles at the…

“That’s ok, I’m waiting on the 1601 hp Jesko S” Fancy Kristen