theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Lifted GL. Use the extra $6500 for spares and beer.

Would like to take this opportunity to point out that's a young Hugh Laurie of House Fame.

"I shall avenge you!"

In Soviet Russia, Sky Fires YOU.

10 minutes. 10 fucking minutes after the test run, the first train was already using it.

Needs cabinet for drinks, especially if it wants Mr. Offerman's seal of approval.

Don't blame him because this screeching you Anglos call a language is impossible to understand.

So like.....Baltimore?

SQUIRCLES EVERYWHERE

That wheels looks a little big, I'm pretty sure that would drive me nuts...........pause for laughter......

"Get out of the square mile" – that means he's a member of the City of London Police force, rather than the Metropolitan Police that preside over the rest of London. The City of London Police are proper, old-school policeman, silly hats and all. If he'd done this anywhere else in London, the Met would have have him in

Dear Mr. Saudi Arabian,

They are protecting and serving the shit out of us.

Your state handshake is the soft and sweaty.

Typical.