theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

...and maybe add a battery to extend life...

they are only 11 years apart.... brothers/sisters of similar age differences can have the same disdain for each other.

SKIP THE CABLES and get a JUMP PACK ... i believe you are advertising one on Dealzmodo.... save the trouble of needing to wait for a good samaritan 

Something very similar happened to me Freshman year of college. A friend (I thought) said something to the affect of “dont’t be a nigger about it.” When he saw the look of rage and hurt in my face he responded, “thats just what we say back home,” to which i replied, “well we kill white folk who say that shit back

you have nothing to worry about........... aw shit. my bad.

The fact that these pretend politicians can comfortably not answer or address questions, or even respond with “we’ll see” or not now folks, is the most offensive part of there attempt at leadership.

or someone was shooting clay pigeons before lacrosse practice...

I think there is a missed opportunity to point out that the city should be subsidizing low (normal) income housing. The idea that its bad because its only a money grab for rich people may be true for SF but considering that no one is ensuring that there are low income subsidies providing support for people to afford

OK, i did some research, he’s not white.

The confidence of a young white male, that his rapping career will last long enough that face tattoos will never be a problem, is remarkable. He will never be the next Eminem, even then E skipped face tattoos...

If you want a “supercar” i agree with the Mclaren.

This is exactly what i needed today.

Zinke and Mnuchin should be WAAAAAY higher on the list. above the geraitric dudes who would have a single Katana from WWII.

One of my friends bar tends at Espita, she would 100% recognize him, and despite her pure un-bridled hatred of him and what he stands for, she would serve him a drink. She wouldnt be nice, nor would she be polite to him, but he would get his drink, unadulterated. This however does not apply to the kitchen staff... i

it’s also, apparently, never leg day.

i needs it, i wants it

I was close....thankfully i have been repeatedly informed by my wife that if i buy another car without talking to her, it would become my new home.

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Great choice! comparable fuel economy to a civic with the fun and handling of a (soft) BMW! I had one (while i lived in LA) and despite the diminuative engine, its a relatively light car that could get up and go if you pushed it! Mine was called Li’l Blue because despite the cracking clear coat and crumbling 90's

i was refering to Amber Ruffin