how do we know what cars he has left? i saw a datsun 510 in there when the story first broke! wondering if there is still a running list?

i think you’re onto something...

we should also see if we can analyze his gait

i know its not currently for sale, but, this is what i would choose. If I had the money to spend anways... manual, turbo v8, all sorts of awesome.. extremely rare to find a manual one

Someone has studied up on their internet comment etiquette, cheers to you!

My tolerance for consuming large amounts of bourbon has increased dramatically!.... And i haven’t gained more than 3-5lbs! Its been a successful year.

First time I ever drove, was a day after receiving my learners permit. It was a rainy saturday and my parents ordered chinese food.

Billy was so close to say “ni__er” with the hard ‘R’... I actually wish they had done it, if only to remind a sheltered and forgetful america that White supremacy of the mid 80's was not something to glaze over...

HA! almost, we have similar heritage... Sadly i havent written a multi-million dollar book to buoy my finances.

1991 Ford Taurus Station wagon: same color, with roof racks, but my dad waxed that ass weekly. She was retired after her third rear ending. Max Capacity of teenagers was 14 (while i was driving), we all got home safe everyday.

As a mixed race american (mom white/dad African Immigrant), I can say that I have heard many of the comments made by your former congregants. Its actually the reason i have more or less lost faith in formal congregations in general. Its easy for someone, in a racially monolithic community to imagine they are not…

that paint job is the reason i like it! There’s nothing better than spanking a shiny show car in what looks like a beater.

or someone is about to get a good price on one....

AGREED!! mine was in dire need of a new suspension... i feel like a lot of acceleration was lost to the shifting and rolling of the body... it was no carola!!

I’d love to hand you the keys to my 1984 528e, whipping that thing down a windy 35mph road, 40mph feels like you’re flying down a group b rally course. that said ANY car from the 80's and 90's is primed for a motor swap or at least a turbo.

I can vouch for this car. Its a little under-powered but, as the old saying goes, “there’s nothing better than driving a slow car fast”... sold mine for 1800 6 years ago, worst decision ever.

I’ll take that bronzietbeige e28 off his hands...

butttt what if...”In the wild, a raccoon has a life expectancy of about 2 to 3 years, but in captivity a raccoon can live up to 20 years.”

thumbs are for your butt[ons], its all about your pointer finger doing the pointing

do they have any daughters?

*just had a spit take at my desk you owe me some tide pens...