theuniverseaccordingtojacob
the_universe_according_to_jacob
theuniverseaccordingtojacob

Mid 90's - early 2000's Subaru B4RSK Twin Turbo mmmmmmmmmmmmm

NP, the caveat being id need disposable income of a much greater value as well as a garage to keep all of my toys.

those Japanese have some amazing duck tape.

...BUT WHY...?

the closest i'll ever get to a real dino.... :(

toss in a roll of duct tape and some rolled up towels and you're spot on....

Black or die trying....

pshhhhhhhhhhhh this is from Blade (or at least was supposed to be)

Needs moar mat black....

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it took every ounce of adult in me to skip the parkinglots in which i would be practicing my high speed snow rallying, and donuts....(this isnt my video but a very good example of what my car is, and what it wants to do.)

I wonder how she feels about younger men? And being my automotive sugar momma?

Hell, those fees don't even sound that awful. In LA I once paid almost a grand to get my truck out of impound, and I didn't do anything nearly as dickish as parking in a handicapped spot — that was for a lapsed registration.

1.) Their Own Car

wtf, my brain hurts, water at high pressure? across the interior? this is why im always suspicious of used car salespeople...

mud is almost as bad as vomit... low door height and washable insides...

I looked at this exact same car yesterday! im considering going more anonymous than my subaru, this is one of the front runners...

the best part is actually when the little kids watching the whole thing cheer for the angry angry man.

WHY IS THE ANSWER ALWAYS M5? no Seriously. i cant afford one. and its condition will always concern me.... unless i find a beater m5....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ok computer algorithm based on computers, potato chips and twizlers , i'll get an m5

an American amalgamation