We are fucked in more ways than one, and in more than one hole. The Japanese have foreseen this.

Oh, I already met these guys 20 years from now.

poor thing... I'm sure that even thought it can get through that tiny crack it's not something it would do if it wasn't scared shitless. Those metal edges don't look all that smooth either.

You do NOT mess around with something that looks like a miniature version of Cthulhu.

It can be said either "octopi" or "octopuses," or even "octopodes!"

Screw the Zombie apocalypse, if these things ever get lungs and hit dry land, we are so fucked up! :)

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What could possibly go wrong?

Black Ops Linux i like.

You know Red Hat Linux? I could see them creating Black Hat Linux (indicating that they are now up to no good). Or Black Ops Linux.

Well I used to say "If it has to work, debian. If I have to work on it Gentoo" Now I need to line with "If it has to kill, XXXX"

Or ever move a mattress/couch up a flight of stairs.

For fuck's sake Casey, did you not study geometry?

Your tattoos must be on your arms or are small. Anything on the torso is god awful. Worst is the stomach and back. Ribs were up there too, especially right on top of the hip bone. I can get tattooed on my arms all day, torso work I tap out after 3 hours.

you have high standards for a quick internet comment reply

Looking at the track record of humanity... It could have been the Bible.

Meh. This stop-motion animated movie is made with individual carbon atoms.

because we can

Obviously the smokestack becomes a cannon...

Optimus Prime was never a trai...