“Cristiano , yr wyf am ymddiheuro am ddatganiadau fy asiant . Y gwir yw wyf yn eich casáu gyda’r gwres ffaglu o haf Toledo . Gyda’r tân niwclear y craidd yr Haul Nid yn wirioneddol dim gair yn Saesneg, Sbaeneg , Catalaneg , Basgeg neu sydd wirioneddol yn cipio lefel fy casineb ohonoch. Fy asiant camgyfleu hynny , ac…

Kristian Nemeth’s was better..

Spinning reverse nutmeg in the highlight vid was impressive. MLS playing on field turf, less so.

I’m a little confused - isn’t this what was ideally going to inspire more imaginative play from the current MLS players, or at least maybe have some 12-year-old kid in Buffalo practicing these very moves until they’re engraved in his muscle memory? What am I gonna ignore on ESPN2 if this is taken away from me?

The colour commentator is former Canadian international Jason de Vos.