Spicer: Mr. President, the Vice President hit the child of an American military family in the face with his elbow.

Wanna fix the opioid crisis? You can start by legalizing weed.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Trump looks like a political cartoonist drew him, thought the caricature was too exaggerated, crumpled the sketch into a ball and threw it away. Later, under deadline, he said “Eh, fuck it, good enough” fished the sketch out of the wastebasket, smoothed it out with his hands and sent it in.

Racists never think anything is racist because to them racist is normal.

*Off* the field, meanwhile, you’re supposed to wait until the rubber is on the pitcher.

To get nerdy - this bill is using the reconciliation instructions from the FY 2017 budget, which is required to get around a filibuster. That’s probably what you heard. You get one shot at that per fiscal year (which is the reason why they were insistent on doing healthcare first, the plan is to use the FY 2018 budget…

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

If he’s not quite ready, he gets to go down [to Triple-A] and finish himself off

Often the little things scare me the most. The changes in acceptable behavior, the lowering of expectations. Our imprisonment in this system will be built upon not one sweeping change, but changes to several laws, some of them seemingly concerning smaller issues or things that don’t usually concern you or me.

The bigger problem for me is that it lost sight of its premise. What makes the first film so good is that it wrings a lot out of Dr. Evil and Austin Powers being 60s spy film villains out of time, and by the sequels came around (of which I still like TSWSM anyway), they were just “the hero who says all the…

As both a Sabre and a Bills fan the worst thing in that picture is still Max Kellerman and 1st Take on the TV.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

I believe that bar is looking for a general manager.

it didn’t take police long to track down the mastermind behind the legendary LAX-Pac cartel

In all seriousness, HOW is there not an alien nation reboot being planned by syfy or some other network. The show essentially writes itself now.

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

I clicked on this article and scrolled to the comment section praying someone would quote that episode.